Have a nice war and thanks for all the bullshit

06_december_2015A letter a day to number 10. No 1,277

Sunday 06 December 2015.

Dear Mr Cameron,

I don’t know if you picked up the news on Saturday but the Telegraph, that well known right leaning organ of the main stream media, have turned into terrorist sympathisers reporting that the Police, another rabidly terrorist sympathising organisation it now seems, have stepped up royal security because, ‘British air strikes on Syria have increased the risk of a terrorist attempt on their lives’.

Prince Harry is seen as particularly vulnerable with a police source saying: “Now they’ve had the Syria vote we’ll have to review his security as everyone becomes more of a target.”

The Telegraph also reported: “The enhanced security is also thought to apply to the Prime Minister and other senior members of the Government, who also have round-the-clock protection and are regarded as prime terrorist targets.”

I am surprised that you allow this kind of scaremongering and unpatriotic goings on in such mainstream establishment organisations. I suppose there is some excuse for the Telegraph as it’s just out to make a buck out of anything it can scarify up as news, but the Police? Really, that’s shocking behaviour for an organisation that is meant to be the impartial custodian of law and order.

Surely this amounts to little more than anti-war propaganda given that you have personally assured us that bombing the terrorists in Syria will “keep the British people safe”.

When you told your MPs ‘You should not be walking through the lobbies with Jeremy Corbyn and a bunch of terrorist sympathisers’, I guess you never thought to warn off the Telegraph and the Police as well.

Anyway, I am glad that you, the Queen and other senior members of the Government are being kept safe as everyone becomes more of a target. As a bloke who is over six foot tall, should I pin a target over my heart or on my forehead as in the heat of the moment there’s a fair bit of me to shoot at and I’d kind of like a clean shot to go out on. Or should I just stand there sucking my thumb, looking gormless, in the hopes that they’ll treat me as too stupid and useless to bother with as you do?

Just by the way, thanks for all the bullshit, I think I might take up thumb sucking anyway. Have a nice war.




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