Clean up for the Queen? I thought she already had

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,347 Friday 19 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, I wonder if you have ever heard of the expression ‘noblesse oblige’? The Merriam Webster online dictionary provides a simple definition – ‘the idea that people who have high social rank or wealth should be helpful and generous to […]

The Tories, a parody of a parody, Rik Mayall would be proud

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,346 Thursday 18 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, In your continuing parody act of the Third Reich, but with Bollinger and Eton thrown in, your party is fast disappearing into the realms of lunacy to which you richly deserve to be consigned forever. Were it not that […]

Cameron is going to let us have an EU referendum, how exc….zzzzzzzz

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,345 Wednesday 17 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, I’m fascinated by the upcoming referendum on Europe and all the shenanigans that must go on as you negotiate the terms for our continued membership or our exercising the nuclear option to launch the dread Brexit. In my better […]

Jeremy Hunt, the celebrated national champion of vaginal discourse!

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,344 Tuesday 16 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, Jeremy Hunt, the celebrated national champion of vaginal discourse! Nothing says more about the man than, on the day he announces he will impose his almost universally opposed contract on junior doctors it is announced that he has launched […]

Time for a pay hike for all MPs, it’s only fair

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,343 Monday 15 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, I note that some MPs are due a third pay rise on top of the 10% last July and a further 1.3% hike this coming April. Half the eighty MPs who help chair meetings are apparently set to get […]

The Tories, playground thieves and bullies elevated beyond use

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,342 Sunday 14 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, How kind of you to let us know that you are now demonising people who fail to pay back their student loans on time. Sanctions and prosecutions for the debts you’ve heaped upon students, who’d have thought it eh? […]

Bailiffs throw 269 people a day out of their homes

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,341 Saturday 13 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, Last year in England and Wales there were 42,728 landlord repossessions by bailiffs, that’s 117 families or individuals being forced out of their homes every day, reportedly equating to a daily total of 269 people losing a roof over […]

Endless Tory lies, treachery and betrayal!

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,340 Friday 12 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, Having said during PMQs in October last year that you are proud of your Infant Free School Meals provision and you would be keeping it, 3,000 of the smallest infant schools (many in rural areas) are about to have […]

Government has stolen effective protest but only if we continue to allow it to

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,339 Thursday 11 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, This is an issue that’s been bothering me for some time – What happened to protest that it is no longer effective in demanding and driving change? Thankfully a wiser head than mine has been looking at this and […]

Lies, damned lies and the Tories

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,338 Wednesday 10 February 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, It has been necessary for me to take a few days off from writing these letters. There is a price to be paid for engaging with the cesspool of Tory lies and corruption and the brutality of you and […]