Kiss your arse as you wave it goodbye, not a tear, but a cheer, make it gay

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,495 Sunday 17 July 2016. Dear Mrs May, I was unable to write to you yesterday because I had to rush my niece into hospital. An intrusion of real life as against, say, the world of career politicians like ‘Lord’ David Freud, he of the asinine presumption […]

Referendum Britain, dingbat crazy

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,460 Friday 10 June 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, I am amazed at all the sound and fury that’s kicked off over the EU referendum, admittedly a lot of it is piss and wind, but regardless of that, where’s it all been hiding in six long tooth grinding […]

I say, I say, I say, did you hear the one about the in out referendum?

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,448 Sunday 29 May 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, So far the Tory referendum campaigns have been a lesson in Gove’s education for idiots. Asked an open question, there is only one right answer and there’s Armageddon, which is chosen by really stupid people. And this from both […]

Staggering into the realms of the berserk & deranged

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,430 Wednesday 11 May 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, I’m mindful of the old Chinese curse, ‘may you live in interesting times’, and here we are. Poor old Britain is in a parlous state as is the government which purports to run her. You really are staggering from […]

War, what is it good for? Cameron’s EU campaign

A letter a day to number 10. No 1,429 Tuesday 10 May 2016. Dear Mr Cameron, How dare you evoke the spectre of a European wide conflict if the electorate vote Brexit in the up coming referendum. WWIII isn’t some ideological football to be kicked about to suit your political agenda. Let me be very […]